Ayton1: - 30th April ~ 2nd May 2021.

[goat major]

May 1st. Well. Shit.

[Purple]

I’m sure Peeler will open up the hall and leave some lingering farts in there for you to stand about in it for a bit?

As Count Stepan Fiodorovitch Apraxin once famously remarked ... “ Bit wank, init?”

[goat major]

Things that should be happening today
Peeler farting
Ken being in the pub already
EB arriving late and declaring he is going to bed early for a quiet night
Gary falling into a bush
Peeler farting
Andy getting extra chicken in his vegan curry
Boobs v Windows
Everyone getting excited and looking at the pretty figures
Peeler farting

[Jeremy]

The whole thing is even more shit than Peelers farts

[MarshalNey]

Never mind, we can make up for it next year.

[Jeremy]

Things that should be happening today
Peeler farting
Ken being in the pub already
EB arriving late and declaring he is going to bed early for a quiet night
Gary falling into a bush
Peeler farting
Andy getting extra chicken in his vegan curry
Boobs v Windows
Everyone getting excited and looking at the pretty figures
Peeler farting

You forgot:
The Iain and Andy ‘date night’
Norm’s clumsy attempts at romancing Peelers Hoover
Everyone rehashing every Gateway cavalry story they know again and again

[valleyboy]

its a good thing I hadn't actually booked a flight

[garyp]

Things that should be happening today
Peeler farting
Ken being in the pub already
EB arriving late and declaring he is going to bed early for a quiet night
Gary falling into a bush
Peeler farting
Andy getting extra chicken in his vegan curry
Boobs v Windows
Everyone getting excited and looking at the pretty figures
Peeler farting

You forgot:
The Iain and Andy ‘date night’
Norm’s clumsy attempts at romancing Peelers Hoover
Everyone rehashing every Gateway cavalry story they know again and again

You also forgot:
Everyone waiting with baited breath for the first GM 'stare' of the weekend

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

On a par with that of Paddington Bear, I've heard.

[Jeremy]

Very true Gary