Ayton1: - 30th April ~ 2nd May 2021.

[Norman D. Landings]

Breakfast? Wots that?

Today? Port.

[Wg Cdr Luddite]

A 5% coffee stout for me. My first real ale since the lockdown becuase my fave pub is now open for 2 hours a day selling ale for takeaway. God it's lovely.

[Jeremy]

Here we are, feeling all sorry for ourselves and no one thinks about poor Gaynor and her lost revenue from this weekend. The Ayton weekend is her equivalent of the summer bank holiday weekend in the Lakes. Sets her up for a year it does. Should we set a ‘Go Fund Me’ account up for her? That’s a working title obviously.

[levied troop]

Although I’m worrying about the Forge and the Cricket Club bar, how will they survive without last night’s profits?

[grizzlymc]

Our PM is dangling reopening of pubs in exchange for downloading a tracking app. I have told him to go fuck himself on LinkedIn, three times; awaiting banning.

[Jeremy]

Although I’m worrying about the Forge and the Cricket Club bar, how will they survive without last night’s profits?

Peeler will ensure they stay afloat when they reopen

[Peeler]

I'll do my best. I'd be having tea & crisps for elevenses by now. And poking Ken to see if he was dead.

[grizzlymc]

Can't put him in the wicker man with all that Sambucca in his system, the resultant explosion could level Ayton.

[Peeler]

True that. We'd have to burn him limb by limb.

[MarshalNey]

What a lot of nice considerate gents I associate with. Mind you, that sambucca night was a near death experience for me. never again.