Pulp Cthulhu

[Jeremy]

Hehe... and we all know that Randall empties his magazine prematurely

[grizzlymc]

And with that picture in my mind, I shall awa tae bed.

[World2dave]

In case it helps Norm, here's a speedy form entry method:

"I fired ineptly and in a hurry at a monstrous gribbly thing, while I was/wasn't (delete as appropriate) playing a mysterious occult flute. Bullet missed."

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[Norman D. Landings]

You’re only jealous.
As far as I’m concerned, Quentin has just given me personalised jungle toilet paper.

[World2dave]

Enough to make 6 parachutes?

[Jeremy]

That’s only because he knows Randall is full of shit

[levied troop]

To the various spectators. There will be a lot of talk about Ladies Toilets.
I'd ignore it if I were you.

[Jeremy]

Awesome session! Purps running round shouting ‘me speaky no ringrish’; Norm showing everybody how big, yet ineffective his hardware is; John guarding the ladies toilet and turning his sword into spaghetti. Thank god for Dave staying focused and landing the plane!

[goat major]

So the episode began with Randall staring at the headless co-pilot and a scream from Dr Singh.

Demonic bat-winged beasties were attacking the plane which had no pilot. Hopefully one of the adventurers would know how to fly the plane.

Randall - paying scant attention to paperwork requirements - blasted away at demon things, though couldn’t prevent one ripping away the undercarriage.

Karina began clinically despatching those that had broken in. Hilaire hid in the ladies toilet.

The plane lurched into a dive. Hopefully someone knew how to fly the plane. Dr Singh had an idea to build an autopilot using a cigarette lighter and a meal tray.

More demonic ripping, Hilaire rushed out of the toilets and stabbed his sword at the beast, missing it and puncturing that strange packing crate. Christine she fire gun like clazy lady, missing the beast and shooting more holes in said crate.

The plane hurtles towards the ground. Hopefully someone knows how to fly the plane.
Derrick with his 1% pilot skill grabs the stick and somehow pulls the plane out of its dive, spotting an airstrip nearby. Dr Singh is refused entry to the cockpit area, but knocks politely to explain his idea in more detail.

Christine and Hilaire inspect the damaged crate. There's an ornate mahogany box in there and ….. it's ticking

As Derek manages to heroically bring the plane on its landing trajectory, Hilaire does the only sensible thing and throws the ticking box out of the plane and watches it plummet into the jungle.

Amazingly Derrick brings the plane in to land, losing his landing gear, half a wing and the front engine but everyone survives and Karina's vodka doesn’t even spill.

The British soldiers are very welcoming and everything looks set to end this episode successfully.

Until Shapiro discovers the box is missing. It turns out it was a failsafe device sent by Caduceus in case the plague got out of control. Designed to sterilise a large region, effectively a small nuclear weapon, The Haftoran device will explode unless deactivated and destroy most of North Borneo. Not to worry, its just over there…… in that jungle…….

[Jeremy]

I’ve always said we should hire ourselves out as test players to the large RPG companies. We can break any scenario!