100 ...

[Count Belisarius]

16. Repairing your painting glasses with super glue and then immediately starting to paint some 20mm dragoons just to stop EB pestering you and then ten minutes later realizing you have glued your glasses to your nose...

A lot of glue was there?

Who are you calling big nose?

[Essex Boy]

[Purple]

18) A new bag of figures arriving that you’ve not seen in the flesh before

19) those random figures that just seem to paint brilliantly and immediately look nice

20) the morning heading to Ayton

[Slugbalancer]

16. Repairing your painting glasses with super glue and then immediately starting to paint some 20mm dragoons just to stop EB pestering you and then ten minutes later realizing you have glued your glasses to your nose...

21. Not confusing your eye drops with the bottle of super glue.

[goat major]

20) the morning heading to Ayton

usually sunday morning in your case

[Purple]

Outrageous.

22) When Goatmajor rolls a failed order dice...

[World2dave]

20) the morning heading to Ayton

usually sunday morning in your case

You beat me to it!

[Buff Orpington]

21. Not confusing your eye drops with the bottle of super glue.

My former boss, a complete hypochondriac, once put his wife's nipple ointment into his eye by mistake. Duncan's sickies were legendary, if we saw a sachet of Lemsip come out we knew he'd be off the next day. During his last week the managers were trying to set up handover meetings. One attempt at organising one was met with "I can't do Thursday, I've got two doctor's appointments.

[RMD]

23). To slaughter your enemies.
24). To see them run before you.
25) To hear the lamentation of their women.
That is best.

[Norman D. Landings]

26: Effortlessly reducing the entire Grande Armee to a ‘no-reserve-moves-allowed’ crawl, by strategic placement of Nobby the Cossack.

It’s hilarious. I’m chuckling just thinking about it.