Zenbadger's stuff wot ee dun
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Amazing !
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Good heavens. They're rather nice.
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They look like the sort of folk who wouldn't waste their time using their bows to shoot arrows at you,. but would instead employ the ends of the bow to poke out your eyeballs, remove all the arrows and stick their quiver up your backside, then wrap the bowstring around your genitals and pull it back and forth so that the friction set your pubic hair on fire.
Definitely my kind of people.....
Definitely my kind of people.....
Kein Plan überlebt den ersten Kontakt mit den Würfeln. (No plan survives the first contact with the dice.)
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Oh you mean Lancastrians!BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Sun Jun 14, 2020 5:41 pm They look like the sort of folk who wouldn't waste their time using their bows to shoot arrows at you,. but would instead employ the ends of the bow to poke out your eyeballs, remove all the arrows and stick their quiver up your backside, then wrap the bowstring around your genitals and pull it back and forth so that the friction set your pubic hair on fire.
Definitely my kind of people.....
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Thanks chaps.
Baron...you worry me...
Baron...you worry me...
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Really nice dwarves- they are so good Zen
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Tasty little unit, the Baron makes them sound rather Glaswegian.
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The Baron is having flashbacks to his schooldays.
Lovely little fellas!
Lovely little fellas!