Pulp Cthulhu

[Purple]

That was an excellent game. I’m sad I left the pick axe though.
And yes, I will remember that the entire party was like ‘f*** Christine the mad bitch!’
Except Hilaire who is definitely now the most dashing adventurer in the group, even with those flakes of skin peeling off and the constant drool....

[Jeremy]

We were saying that about Christine before her ‘episode’

[Jeremy]

Besides, Randall and Karina gave Christine 5 sticks of lit dynamite as a ‘going away present’. I thought that was very thoughtful given the situation.

[World2dave]

Christine's madness was more amusing than dangerous really.
The only thing less threatening than the diminutive Chinese doctor with a pickaxe is Hilaire with a rapier. Or a gun

[goat major]

she had developed the talent of Insane Brutality though. What ? you didn't notice ?

[Norman D. Landings]

Listen, our options for tackling the 10-ton flesh-mound of writhing slimy tentacle were (A) dynamite, or (B) wrestling.
I have no regrets over my choice.

[goat major]

I've created a handy little standard response guide for Randall to use in future. Just delete as appropriate.

"Listen, our options for tackling the 10-ton flesh-mound of writhing slimy tentacle/shopkeeper/school crossing patrol/ librarian/monkey/valuable alien flute were (A) dynamite, or (B) wrestling.
I have no regrets over my choice."

[Jeremy]

I've created a handy little standard response guide for Randall to use in future. Just delete as appropriate.

"Listen, our options for tackling the 10-ton flesh-mound of writhing slimy tentacle/shopkeeper/school crossing patrol/ librarian/monkey/valuable alien flute were (A) dynamite, or (B) wrestling it naked.
I have no regrets over my choice."

FTFY

[Norman D. Landings]

If feel naked dynamite should also be an option.
(As well as an awesome title for a blaxploitation movie.)

[grizzlymc]

I've managed teams that would make that lot seem a bit vanilla.