Pulp Cthulhu
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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
He's probably better at ammo tracking paperwork too, and has a certified hit on a barn door at 10 paces. Both of which put him way ahead of our one. Although he did save my head from being blown off, so that's something.
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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Maybe there's a whole alternative party that are just much better than you all are ? A scientist who invents useful stuff, a doctor who can heal people, an archeologist who doesnt just research ladies toilets etc etc
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
We’re the Breakfast Club of Cthulhu Investigators
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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Nah, the rest of us are top notch. Or should that be top crotch?
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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
You bloody ingrates.
Orville "Call me Bulldog" Hopkirk is a charlatan, I tell you.
Never creased his safari jacket. Never skinned anything more threatening than a satsuma. Bruised his shoulder shooting a .22. The only thing he's ever crawled inside to keep warm is a lissom native youth.
Now happily defrauding low-rent dago thugs into thinking he's Allan Quartermain.
Hopefully when they find out he's a blowhard in surplus-store costume they'll kick the shit out of him.
Orville "Call me Bulldog" Hopkirk is a charlatan, I tell you.
Never creased his safari jacket. Never skinned anything more threatening than a satsuma. Bruised his shoulder shooting a .22. The only thing he's ever crawled inside to keep warm is a lissom native youth.
Now happily defrauding low-rent dago thugs into thinking he's Allan Quartermain.
Hopefully when they find out he's a blowhard in surplus-store costume they'll kick the shit out of him.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Yeah. Still better than Randall though. Better looking too.
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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Bulldog is known to be punctilious with his paperwork though. How is Randall getting on with Form CDR-E965A ? has he handed it in yet ?
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Karina’s grassed him out.