A deeply wounding remark.

[Peeler]

I'd imagine an elf is hard to dislodge from your spokes.

[levied troop]

I do hope you filled in the correct Elfn’Safety report or it’ll be detention for you.

[Essex Boy]

No-one wants Elves stuck in their spokes do they? Even Peeler.
If Andy is an Elf he perhaps missed some of the standard Sylvan training, such as 'dance like a leaf - level 1' and 'be the tree, advanced'

There's evidence that he's done the 'be a tree' training, because whenever it's his round, he takes root.

[Buff Orpington]

His Indians are part Wood Elf.

[goat major]

Given that elves are essentially plant based and from the realm of botany, would a vegan elf be one that refuses to eat veg and fruit and insists only on consuming lower forms of life i.e. meat?

[Peeler]

Say what?

[grizzlymc]

I think you'd better take ellf pie off the menu.