Ayton 2018 Modernesque Skirmish

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

General Phillipe N'dahwehlahweh - Himself with whomever he can muster to do his dirty work.

I'm guessing there'll be chimpanzees involved.

Or else on the menu......

[Paul]

I think fricassee of Macaque is on the lunchtime menu for Ayton this year. There is a vegan option, just don't get in the way of the fast bowler when you're grazing.

[Norman D. Landings]

I don’t think anyone would be happy if they went to a restaurant and were presented with a great steaming bowl of macaque.

[Jeremy]

Is that one a Scotsman calls a bowl of his own faeces?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

I just got that.

I sent it straight back, obviously.

[Norman D. Landings]

And I’m sure there are establishments where one might enjoy a man-drill.

[grizzlymc]

I cannot imagine enjoying a man drill in any establishment.

[Norman D. Landings]

Well said.
Always remember - you can’t spell “rape” without “ape”.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Buff Orpington]

Moving swiftly away from primates, those two ferrets have gone beyond my limit so if anyone wants them you can fill yer boots.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-X-Plastic- ... fresh=true

[Paul]

Tempting but that's almost up to metal prices now!