Many years ago, I played cricket with a guy called Mike who'd been an erk in his NS days and had been out in Malaya. One day, a senior NCO asked for one volunteer, and told the rest of the group they would be moving the station's piano for a party in the officers' mess that night. Despite being aware of the warning never to volunteer for anything, he reckoned "anything" would be better than moving a piano so he volunteered. He was introduced to a "wizard prang" type who sat him in the back seat of a training aircraft and advised him that at some future point, he (the pilot) would ask Mike to hit the big red button just above his left shoulder. They took off and flew over jungle for some time, before the pilot said "OK, now!" Mike hit the big red button and, whilst doing to, happened to glance behind. To his astonishment, the sky was full of Lincolns and Stirlings, and he could see the trail of the signal rockets he had just launched. He had just given the order for the one and only RAF bombing mission over the Malay jungle, which turned out to be a major mistake in terms of friendlies killed.injured etc and was never done again (a fact that Templar later imparted to the CIA when they came to see him in the early stages of the Vietnam War and was one of the many pieces of advice he gave them which they chose to completely ignore).
We seem to have wandered a wee bit off-topic here, don't we......

Kein Plan überlebt den ersten Kontakt mit den Würfeln. (No plan survives the first contact with the dice.)
Baron Mannshed von Wreckedoften, First Sea Lord of the Bavarian Admiralty.