What's on your workbench?

[FreddBloggs]

Ha ha ha. Andy by himself could have done it. The first two Aytons I gave him a lift in my poor little Ford Focus. He kept crying out are we there yet?...are we there yet? If he lost some weight back then we could have done the trip in half the time.

who kept crying, him or the ford focus?

Not that I can comment, even taxis say no coach parties to me at the moment.

[Count Belisarius]

I'll have you twats know I've lost nearly three stone over lockdown.

So fuck off...

[MarshalNey]

Ha ha ha. Made me giggle.

[Count Belisarius]

And I'll have you know I'm moving to Whitley Bay in May!

[Essex Boy]

He aint heavy ........

Actually, he really is

Git

[Essex Boy]

He aint heavy ........

Actually, he really is

Git

[Essex Boy]

He was quite heavy, as was the Count. Between them, they broke the rear of my Jaguar in Scotland. Fat bastards.

Git

[Count Belisarius]

Well gitted there...

[Peeler]

I'll have you twats know I've lost nearly three stone over lockdown.So fuck off...

That's nothing. I lost 600 pounds getting the rear of my f'ing car repaired. I don't know why I suddenly remembered about all that, cos it was years ago and it doesn't bother me anymore.

[grizzlymc]

We can tell, those anger management classes were a good investment.