Painting Nellies

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Sensible chap.
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Stupid Nellie joke.

What do you do if you see a herd of elephants coming down a hill?


Swim for your life.
Why us? Cos we're 'ere lad, nobody else.
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Why has an elephant got four feet?




Because it would look silly with six inches.



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How do you know an elephant's been in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter....

Gary - while you're there, would you get my coat as well......
Kein Plan überlebt den ersten Kontakt mit den Würfeln. (No plan survives the first contact with the dice.)
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