What are people buying?

[Shahbahraz]

As a good Scots Republican,

Your opinion isn't even worth the shit on Windsor Mews.

Opinions are like arseholes. And shit can be spread on garden beds. There's no one's opinion worth as much as a good warm muck spread. How's yours?

[Buff Orpington]

Ursula Fond Of Lying...? You might have a point. She single-handedly destroyed the entire Bundeswehr.

She can't claim all the credit. She had the entire German political establishment to back her up. Germany can't afford to upset Putin because it gets cold in the winter and he can turn off the gas.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Ursula vs Liz II? I know who my euros would be on. One of them is nearly 100 ffs.

And only one of them has a real army to call on.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

It's at times like this, folks, that you realise how sensible HM Armed Forces are in banning three topics of conversation in the Mess - religion, politics and women. I realise I'm as much to blame as anyone here for contributing, but I think we should do the same.

[FreddBloggs]

Yep all 78,000 of them at the next head count. Under de pfaffle there will not be enough soldiers to fill wembley.

And yes, Elizabeth Battenburg, sorry, Mountbatten Windsor, has lost her 99 year old househusband. Sad, but not 4 days cloth tearing sad.

[Jeremy]

It's at times like this, folks, that you realise how sensible HM Armed Forces are in banning three topics of conversation in the Mess - religion, politics and women. I realise I'm as much to blame as anyone here for contributing, but I think we should do the same.

Gungnir, is that you?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

[grizzlymc]

Yep all 78,000 of them at the next head count. Under de pfaffle there will not be enough soldiers to fill wembley.

And yes, Elizabeth Battenburg, sorry, Mountbatten Windsor, has lost her 99 year old househusband. Sad, but not 4 days cloth tearing sad.

Eight days is customary if I recall correctly.

[RMD]

And yes, Elizabeth Battenburg, sorry, Mountbatten Windsor

Are you saying that families who move to the UK can never become British, even after several generations...? It's funny, but it sounds like you'd get on fine with Germans of a certain political clime.

[RMD]

As a good Scots Republican,

Your opinion isn't even worth the shit on Windsor Mews.

Wibble

I'm sorry I didn't make myself clear: Why don't you shove your Scottish Republican spite back up your sporran and leave it out of this forum?