Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games

[Essex Boy]

Nowt in mine...

Tish, you and technology!

[battleeditor]

Nowt in mine...

Has your email address changed?

[Count Belisarius]

Not for about ten years! PM sent.

[Jeremy]

ALL PLAYERS CHECK YOUR EMAIL INBOXES!

Thanks Henry!

This is going to be awesome. I need to paint more troops!

[Jeremy]

Nowt in mine...

Tish, you and technology!

EB’s will be arriving by camel in the next trade caravan (I believe the head nomad is named Fakir Masoxof). It’s a dangerous trip surviving the Pygmy cannibals and stripeless orange tigresses. A trip that can take several months from Sussex. Carrier pigeons cannot cross the Essex wastelands due to extreme weather fluctuations and the ongoing electrical storms so it all has to be done overland.

[grizzlymc]

The giant Condors of the Essex Cordillera feed on carrier pigeons. In the desolate wastes of Essex even electrons need a military escort.

[Jeremy]

I thought in the desolate wastes of Essex, no one can hear you scream?

[goat major]

EB cant hear anyone scream after Henry shouted in his ear that time

[Etranger]

I thought in the desolate wastes of Essex, no one can hear you scream?

They've even got a theme park for that.

[grizzlymc]

But you have to cross the empty wastes of the Great Essex Deserts to get there. 10 days to cross the shifting sands and 50 degree temperatures of the Eye of The Devil, where there is so little water that the bodies just dessicate because the vultures cannot thrive there.