What are people buying?

[Paul]

Does your opponent cheat?

If he does, mirrors are used for some quite severe staring and head shaking.

[goat major]

Does your opponent cheat?

Well yes obviously but he’s also prone to bouts of self defeatism. As Harry Pearson wrote , when he used to play solo subbuteo as a kid Boro would still always lose to a sickening last minute goal..

[grizzlymc]

OMG! Not the Goat stare AND head shaking?

[goat major]

Does your opponent cheat?

If he does, mirrors are used for some quite severe staring and head shaking.

Don’t forget aggressive tutting

[grizzlymc]

That is OTT!

[Peeler]

That would explain Mark Phillips.

When I was in The Met, I worked at several visits by the good lady Princess Anne. Apparently, she sometimes asked the paid workers their names etc. So I was always placed far far away so that she wouldn't get to speak to me.

[goat major]

That wasn’t because of your name though

[grizzlymc]

Don't worry, I had a client in the late eighties who would cend me to the project with the biggest security risk whenever the CEO came to visit. I had apparently got drunk one night and mooned him when he told me to behave.

[Peeler]

That wasn’t because of your name though

I know where you live & what car you drive. Oh, and have you seen the FB about your local werewolf that I copied you to? That's coming your way, that is. Soon.

[FreddBloggs]

That wasn’t because of your name though

Actually it was, well she had heard his name and Gaynors entwined. So they ensured he was otherwise occupied, not mucking out the stables for once.