What are people buying?

[Paul]

No. It's because it's very, very, big.

This sounds like something that you claim a lot?

[Essex Boy]

No. It's because it's very, very, big.

This sounds like something that you claim a lot?

Some things in life are self evident..............others are complete bollox.

[Essex Boy]

It's not as big as Yorkshire though is it. That's because it's not actually very big at all.

TimW, liking the painting tray.

Yorkshire is bigger, but flatter and less pretty.

[goat major]

One thing Essex does have in abundance is roads out

[Paul]

One thing Essex does have in abundance is roads out

...and the ability to remain totally unchanged after a nuclear holocaust.

[DougM]

It us not the size if the place that makes it expensive EB, it is the danger money you have to pay the delivery crews to evven venture there!

No. It's because it's very, very, big.

I've seen EB's map of Essex. It has Romford, Ilford and Gants Hill clearly marked. Everything outside the M25 is labelled " Here be dragons"

Ah, the same map used by every 'National' journalist and TV commentator then...

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Is this the fabled Land of the White Stiletto*?

(* Matching handbag and other accessories optional. )

[DougM]

Is this the fabled Land of the White Stiletto*?

(* Matching handbag and other accessories optional. )

Other blades are available and can be styled attractively with semi precious stones, matching vajazzling also available on request.

[Essex Boy]

One thing Essex does have in abundance is roads out

Oh no it hasn't.

[Essex Boy]

I see the problem here. But I'm far too polite to point it out.