That's a bloody good report, mate. Who put caffeine in the Reichsarmee's breakfast- they outdid themselves. The rules seem to have worked well- when you weren't spoiling things with your dice rolls, at least.
If "The System" is the answer, who asked such a bloody stupid question?
Thanks fellas! I don't normally get in to the Arnold Rimmer-esque "He rolled a five and then you'll never guess... I rolled a 6!" But I thought it might be helpful, given that I'd just posted the rules QRS.