Ayton 2018 Modernesque Skirmish

[grizzlymc]

Paul, have you worked for OXFAM?

[Norman D. Landings]

(Pre-watershed)
But... that’s what they do anyway!

(Post-Watershed)
“Home”! LOOOOL!
What do you think Day One, Lesson One of an African child soldier’s training consists of?
You don’t toughen them up by making them torch some stranger’s hut!

[Paul]

I never said their home.

[tim.w]

Sorry all been a bit preoccupied. Will be back on this soon.

[grizzlymc]

You'll be sorry to see where we have taken it whilst you were gone.

[Norman D. Landings]

Severe outbreak of TANK FEVER!

[Etranger]

Severe outbreak of TANK FEVER!

There is a cure...

[Norman D. Landings]

Guess what this year’s foreign aid money is going on?

That’s right.

A gold-plated jacuzzi for Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh.

But if there’s anything left over....

[grizzlymc]

But if there’s anything left over....

Coke and hookers at the Oxfam mansion.

[Jeremy]

Guess what this year’s foreign aid money is going on?

That’s right.

A gold-plated jacuzzi for Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh.

But if there’s anything left over....

The General is clearly a humanitarian. A real Dictator would go for a solid gold jacuzzi filled with Dom Pérignon...