The Loose Association of Wargamers

Norman D. Landings wrote: ↑Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:21 pm I’ve just discovered that whisky and elderflower cordial is remarkably unpleasant.

I can't help feeling that our Norm is an unsung hero of low-key, but vital contributions to human understanding.

He’s like one of those scientists who injects themselves with the serum they’ve just invented. He doesn’t trust the results from chimps, sneaky buggers may fake the results in return for a banana.

Whereas Norm can be guaranteed to fake anything for a banana.....

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:15 am Whereas Norm can be guaranteed to fake anything with a banana.....

FTFY

Buff Orpington wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:22 pm

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:15 am Whereas Norm can be guaranteed to fake anything with a banana.....

FTFY

Potassium poisoning?

Supposedly, although even a 300lb gorilla would struggle to get through that many in a single sitting. I'd be more worried about the radioactivity. .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_equivalent_dose

Tempted to use that as a warning sign on my (very early stage) Mars base.

Etranger wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:35 am I'd be more worried about the radioactivity. .

Yes, that 35,000,000 BED is a bullet worth dodging, isn't it? I shall avoid fleets of container ships like the plague from now on, just in case they are all carrying the deadly banana......

levied troop wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:04 am Tempted to use that as a warning sign on my (very early stage) Mars bar diet.

FTFY