The Loose Association of Wargamers

You know, this isn’t what I expected when it pinged a load of notifications when I logged in

I was worried there’d be no one to tell those funny but terrible jokes late on Saturday night at the sports club bar

Ahh, the vibrator joke - classic!

Purple wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:34 pm You know, this isn’t what I expected when it pinged a load of notifications when I logged in

Wot? Does the 20 year old have a phone on it?

MarshalNey wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:50 pm

I was worried there’d be no one to tell those funny but terrible jokes late on Saturday night at the sports club bar

Ahh, the vibrator joke - classic!

All the ones where Gary can’t deliver the punchline because he’s laughing so hard!

I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

Peeler wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:28 pm I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

I think it's come back to haunt you.

Peeler wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:28 pm I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

Did you store it in your arse by chance?

Purple wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:03 am

Peeler wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:28 pm I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

Did you store it in your arse by chance?

No, but I think it crawled up there to die

I though Peeler had a wee anal.

Did they mess something up when they did his bypass? Connect the wrong pipes to the wrong outlets? I never knew they went through your arse to do a bypass. Oh well. You learn something new every day. If that doesn’t encourage you to adopt a healthy lifestyle, nothing will