What's on your workbench?

[grizzlymc]

Good lord, if I was hung like that I'd make love not war.

[FreddBloggs]

But they rust....

[grizzlymc]

With a willy of iron, I know how to prevent that.

[Purple]

Those Frenchmen keep there Lances in an odd place don’t they? Ouch

[Purple]

Except EB's. They're on Curly-Wurlies

So many Cress points on offer here

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Good lord, if I was hung like that I'd make love not war.

Unfortunately, it's not what you think - he was just taught to paint by Vlad the Impaler.

A question for Purple - for future reference, do cress points outrank sausage points, or vice-versa?

[HMS Priapus]

Those codpieces are immense in length, though lacking in girth.

[FreddBloggs]

Tomb Kings chariots. 12 of them! I think I might be mad!

[RMD]

Thanks to our wonderful nationalised Transport For Wales being an utter shit-show, I have yet another day with only two trains to move (for the fourth week running - one more week to go), so my 10mm ACW will be getting another boost...

#yourtaxesatwork
#thisiswhatanationalisedrailcompanylookslike

[grizzlymc]

Make hay whilst the sun shines, Boris might be privatising after Brexit.