What's on your workbench?

[Purple]

Except EB's. They're on Curly-Wurlies

So many Cress points on offer here

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Good lord, if I was hung like that I'd make love not war.

Unfortunately, it's not what you think - he was just taught to paint by Vlad the Impaler.

A question for Purple - for future reference, do cress points outrank sausage points, or vice-versa?

[HMS Priapus]

Those codpieces are immense in length, though lacking in girth.

[FreddBloggs]

Tomb Kings chariots. 12 of them! I think I might be mad!

[RMD]

Thanks to our wonderful nationalised Transport For Wales being an utter shit-show, I have yet another day with only two trains to move (for the fourth week running - one more week to go), so my 10mm ACW will be getting another boost...

#yourtaxesatwork
#thisiswhatanationalisedrailcompanylookslike

[grizzlymc]

Make hay whilst the sun shines, Boris might be privatising after Brexit.

[RMD]

Make hay whilst the sun shines, Boris might be privatising after Brexit.

Nah, it's a devolved issue. Welsh Government nationalised the trains a year ago and then completely failed to fund them.

[grizzlymc]

So we need to contemplate Wyxyt?

[FreddBloggs]

Make hay whilst the sun shines, Boris might be privatising after Brexit.

Nah, it's a devolved issue. Welsh Government nationalised the trains a year ago and then completely failed to fund them.

No, he will be privatising wales, apparently Bezos is interested.

[Purple]

A question for Purple - for future reference, do cress points outrank sausage points, or vice-versa?

Sausage Points are outdated currency and must not be used except in the context of awarding a score during the play of Sausage Games TM