What is this (L. Roman)?

[ochoin]

I have 60+ legionaries, sculpted in something like a leather cuirass.

I've got two options: chuck them or paint them in the leather.
Guess which one - possibly historically incorrect- I'm going to choose?

donald

[Norman D. Landings]

Leather up like a Tom of Finland illustration.
You know you want to.

[Paul]

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LOLNO.

A mail shirt two inches too long is just two inches longer than the next guy's. (Phrasing)

Make Lorica Musculata two inches too long,the neck rim will come up and smack you on the chin at every stride.

The length of a mailshirt is easily wearer-adjustable by just hanging some over your belt.
(Which, incidentally, is how you carry some of the weight.)

[Norman D. Landings]

Oh, that's priceless.
Gather round children, to hear the wisdom of the elder days from the Only One who has worn mail.

Of all the places to pull out some "obviously you've never" puffery, you chose here?
We have literally had conversations about this in the pub, you numpty.

Newcastle uni Arthurians and Spirit of Adventure in Manchester are the outfits with which I've played silly buggers in mail.

I'll see your 'joggers nipple' and raise you 'hair caught between the links' any day.

[Paul]

So you know that mail is much easier to use when properly fitted then?

[Paul]

Oh, that's priceless.
Gather round children, to hear the wisdom of the elder days from the Only One who has worn mail.

Oh FFS...That's not what was being said at all, I was providing a counterpoint to what you had suggested

I'm not sure what the fight is about??

^^^This^^^

[Jamanicus]

it does read a bit like that...

Back to the original question, it looks like these TOY SOLDIERS were sculpted with some form of 'solid armour' on the torso. So as to Norm's point, if you wanted to make it less like the 'Knights of Camelot' and more like it might be might have some historical basis, go with a leather colouring.

Don't forget, if a leather breast plate is too long, just shave some off the bottom with a very sharp knife...(no need for any references to experiences of 'wearing leather body suits' and other general leather-bound gimpery)

[Paul]

it does read a bit like that...

OK, fair enough, point taken but is:

"LOLNO.
A mail shirt two inches too long is just two inches longer than the next guy's. (Phrasing)
Make Lorica Musculata two inches too long,the neck rim will come up and smack you on the chin at every stride.
The length of a mailshirt is easily wearer-adjustable by just hanging some over your belt.
(Which, incidentally, is how you carry some of the weight.)
Lorica Musculata is not wearer-adjustable in the slightest short of hacking a bit off.
Probably not a centurion-approved procedure."

Sufficiently different from:

"..eerrrm.... no. If it's not tailored to your stature it's a nightmare. Too small and you can't wear the correct padded garments underneath (unless you want every part of your body to get joggers nipple, don't do this!) Too big and you're carrying unnecessary weight, can't distribute it properly and you're likely to constantly catch your neck in the links.
Part of the usefullness of mail was that it could be modified to suit different body shapes relatively easily with relatively unspecialised tools.
Professional soldiers would have had the skills, knowledge and support to modify or tailor their kit as needed."

To warrant the "barrage"? They both seem pretty much of a muchness to me?

[Jamanicus]

I guess on balance, not vastly different, except for the commencing phrasing

The 'LOLNO' was (I think) in answer to what ever was above, then it goes into the detail of mail armour weight distribution...

Your answer, starting with the 'eerrrm... no.' opening kinda sets a tone for the way any normal person might read it, which is why I think Norm read it that way

MASSIVE CAVEAT - yes, I referred to Norm as being a 'normal person', please only take that reference in the context of me imagining his reading.....and second huge caveat, he can't be an NFN (Normal for Newcastle) as he can actually read

[Paul]

I guess on balance, not vastly different, except for the commencing phrasing

The 'LOLNO' was (I think) in answer to what ever was above, then it goes into the detail of mail armour weight distribution...

Your answer, starting with the 'eerrrm... no.' opening kinda sets a tone for the way any normal person might read it, which is why I think Norm read it that way

OK no problem, I felt that the LOLNO was very dismissive and that the comment regarding belts and mail, very patronising in tone. I tried to be less dismissive or patronising and a little lighter rather than just laughing at someone for saying something. I originally also had a sentence about what what we'd done with mail in the re enactment groups i'd been in but took that out because I felt it was to pompous to bring all that up.....
I just don't like double standards and felt that the Norms comments were unwarranted given what he had said before. Cheers for giving me some reasonable responses