10 Desert Island Books

[Etranger]

or even sell his girlfriends....

[Purple]

Man she’s to feisty, I wouldn’t dare

[Etranger]

Man she’s to feisty, I wouldn’t dare

An ex-girlfriend was made an offer when she went to Egypt on holiday,. Apparently she was worth 5,000 camels, which she was led to believe was a considerable fortune. .

[FreddBloggs]

5,000 camels are a middling fortune, blonde buxom and young can reach 20,000 camels or 5 arab stallions.

[Etranger]

5,000 camels are a middling fortune, blonde buxom and young can reach 20,000 camels or 5 arab stallions.

It may have been more, it's a long time since I heard the story! Red headed, but otherwise she fitted the description. (Still does, allowing for age, last time I saw her at the shops.)

[grizzlymc]

FIVE STALLIONS! Jesus! She must have been something!

I was once caught shagging a young lady whose father indicated that I could seal the purchase at one large boar and a large pregnant sow.

[Etranger]

A gentleman never tells, Grizz. He may however insinuate...

[MarshalNey]

I was once caught shagging a young lady whose father indicated that I could seal the purchase at one large boar and a large pregnant sow.

Your willy must have gotten you into frequent trouble then over the years?

[tim.w]

7.5 to 8 sadly.

I've heard that. I knew a chap who ran a collectors toy soldier business and dealt with him a few times, although he had no issues with him he said he was known to be an unpleasant bloke, very keen on sueing people.

[FreddBloggs]

5,000 camels are a middling fortune, blonde buxom and young can reach 20,000 camels or 5 arab stallions.

It may have been more, it's a long time since I heard the story! Red headed, but otherwise she fitted the description. (Still does, allowing for age, last time I saw her at the shops.)

Red heads only have novelty value to them.